Friday, October 05, 2007

Mahabharatha Revisited - VI

The sun dawned on the horizon on the polling day. Astute readers might criticise that this is a blatant attempt at dramatization. Even if it was not a polling day, the sun would indeed have dawned.(By doing so, he too proves his existence. In these rational times, this act of proving your existence is very important.) Dramatization or not, the fact was that he rose as usual in the east that day to brighten up the skies under which people would exercise their franchise. People did come out and exercise their franchise. So did they on all the eighteen days of polling.
On each polling day, there were exit polls too on news channels. Their results were discussed threadbare. Some tried to be sensible and said both parties had equal chance and it was difficult to predict and hence didn't predict. Some were bizarre. They ruled that people did not vote at all. Others tried to make a virtue out of their madness by sounding politically abstruse. They predicted that a realignment of political forces would cause a midway unification of votes that would swing the result in favour of a third political pole. Remarkable was their ignorance of the absence of any such third formation.

And finally the polling ended. It was time for counting. As the story writer, I feel enormously powerful at this point. Singlehandedly(or atleast using both hands, since I am typing this using both the hands) I can determine the outcome of an election. I can, atleast in this narrative, dictate which direction the country's politics takes. In a matter of a few words, I can play with the fortunes of political parties. Feels like God.

Ok ok. Enough of these distractions in a narrative as important as this. As with many of my writings, this too can be a 'literary magnum opus'. Regular readers of my blog will note the repetitive use of the word 'magnum opus'. You might also, in a very journalistic way, dismiss me as a dreamer out of sync with ground realities. Or you might totally ignore such statements. Whatever! 'These are irrelevant things Harish. Stop this.', would be the angry cry of those who are still reading this narrative in the hope that this might be funny.

Ok ok. This time I am surely coming back to the story. The counting happened at various counting centers across the country. In a matter of few hours the results were as as clear as crystal. Dr. D had won the elections.

PS 1: This story, if you can call it that, has thus come to an unanticipated climax.

PS 2: This was an attempt at imagining how the final stages in the story of Mahabharatha would have played out in our time. And that story of Mahabharatha was Vedavyasa's work(non-fiction-magnum-opus) penned by Lord Ganapati. Since he steadfastly declined my request to write this series, I typed it with my own hands.

5 comments:

Arjun Sharma said...

He he, olle abrupt unanticipated climax-u.

Ee nimma Mahabharata dharavahiyu sikkapatte channagi moodi bandide. Odugaralli prati vaaravu santosha, chintane eradannu moodiside. Pollu sampradayikateya karmoda kaggattalininda horage bandu vaijnanikateya kshitijadeDege nadeyuvante maadide. Naijate, naipunyateyulla hasyavu saha idarallide.

Neevu, nimma kutumba sabhyaru, nimma maneya hattiraviruva naayi tatha kaagegalu -- ellaru sukhavagi badukabeku endu naavellaru aashisutteve. Dhanyavadagalu.

Arjun Sharma said...

Illi ello ond kade 'dingmooDha' use maadona antidde. Elli haakodu anta gottagle illa. Neeve nodi elladru haakkondbidi, ivre.

rafiki said...

I wonder why Ganesha refused!! Surely wud hv got him lotsa brownie points with the youth....

:) Nice twist indeed...

Next enu?? ramayana na?? athva try Srinivasa kalyana cud be more hilarious :):) Wud not mind both!!

Harish said...

[Arjun] Ee ninna comment-u, post-gintanoo chennaagittu andre yaavde reetiyalloo atishayokti aagalla. 'Pollu' anno padada prayoga odugaralli nagu mooDisuva prayatnadalli daapugaalu haakide.

'dingmooDha kaagegaLu' anta use maaDkobahudu.

[Rafiki]'Srinivasa kalyana'-na? Hehe! oLLe idea koTTidira!

Kavitha said...

Over already? Yenri innu munde yenu antha anno ashtralli mugisibittaralla....

Chennagide bidi anthya kooda....

Namma kaladalli, election adaru clear majority bandu yaaru rajya alolla...kithadthaare...naayi narigala thara....

Arjun: Yen commentu? Yen pandithya? *shakes head in awe*