Thursday, August 09, 2007

Mahabharatha Revisited - III

Yudhishtira, Bhima, Arjuna were born to Kunti. Nakula, Sahadeva to Maduri. Pandu was the joint-husband of Kunti and Maduri. Since Maduri had died, the four electorally disinclined Pandava Brothers had only Kunti to ask for maternal help.
"Mom, do something?", asked the brothers.
"O my dears, what's bothering you?", asked Kunti affectionately.
"Elections", came the reply in chorus.
"Why? Are the opinion polls predicting unfavourable results for our alliance?", asked the politically shrewd Mom.
"We don't want elections."

Kunti was shocked to hear this. But knowing that her sons would have some genuine reason for that, she patiently listened to their grievance and assured them of whatever help that she could do. The brothers were overjoyed. It was already late in the evening. And it was a Saturday. Weekend. So off they went to a casino, lost money, went to a pub, boozed, got inebriated, then somehow managed their way back home. On seeing Draupadi and Bhima, they laughed boisterously without any reason. And then they slept.

Now a bit of flashback about Kunti. Kunti had premarital sex. With whom? Though vouyeuristc, this question shall be answered. And it was with Soorya, the sales representative of a 'Solar Energy Solutions' company, who had come one dark-power-cut-evening to Kunti's house to sell solar solutions(with increasing power cuts not sparing even the elite and influential too, Kunti's father had called Soorya to negotiate a solar solution for his home) but found only Kunti. After nine months, Kunti gave birth to a boy. Afraid of the social taboo she would have had to face for this evidence of her illegitimate copulation, she covertly went to a "Home For Kids Resulting From Illegitimate Copulation" and left the kid there.

He was then adopted by a couple who named him Karna. Karna, like any other kid, grew up. At the tender age of eight, met Duryodhana online while surfing Orkut. Found in him a friend he always wanted and instantly wrote a testimonial that gushed about him. Duryodhana and Karna went to same school, same college and also became colleagues in the central cabinet of ministers.

That Karna was her son, was known only to Kunti. "He shall be my trump card to solve the woes of my sons", thought Kunti in a sense of triumph. Immediately she opened Outlook on her laptop and sent a meeting request to Karna for the next day.


Thanai said...

Pandu the Dude managed two wives man! Whoa!
Great writing pal.
Waiting for the next installment.

Arjun Sharma said...
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Arjun Sharma said...

He he, olle joint husband-u. Eradu company madhye joint venture thara ide.

Politically shrewd moms bandidare illi. And technology abreast bere. Outlook-nalli meeting request kalsodu sikkapatte channagittu! Neevu ittidira, ivre. Bahala sogasagi bareetira. Satirical hilarity, thy name is Harish.

Haage anta neenu 'Satirical hilarity Kumar' anta nin hesranna change maadkobeda. Beestini.

Illi Karna yaako Duryodhana-na bagge gush maadi testimonial bardidare anta dakhalisidra. Olle homoerotic insinuations-u.

Sandeep said...

Hehe... olle hasya... Solar Energy Sales Representative... Olle jokes-u...


Harish said...

[Thanai]Thank You. The next episode is coming soon.

[Arjun]'Satirical hilarity Kumar' - ee hesaru chennaagide. Aadre name change maaDkoLalla. tumba udda aytu. Form fill maaDodu kashTa aagutte.

Dr. D mattu Karna-na relationship-na neenu tappaagi artha maaDkotidi. ella holasu manasu. Ayyo, vidhiye!

[Sandeep]hehe! enanno?