Sunday, October 15, 2006

Upcoming sequels

Wih sequels to every other film being made in Hindi cinema these days, these are the sequels that you can expect, according to me, in the next few years.

Film: Maine Gandhi Ko Nahin Mara
Sequel 1: Maine Nehru Ko Nahin Mara
Sequel 2: Maine Maulana Abdul Kalam Azad Ko Nahin Mara (English title: MMAKAKNM)
Seqeul 3: Maine Mujhko Nahin Mara (English title: I did not commit Suicide)

Film: Don, The Chase Begins
Sequel 1: Don - Chase In Progress, Please Maintain Silence And Remain Seated
Sequel 2: Don - This Chase Will Definitely Go Down To The Wire
Sequel 3: Don - Chase Completed, No Threats Found.

Film: Anthony Kaun Hai?
Sequel 1: Anthony Woh Hain?
Sequel 2: Nahin. Anthony Bhagwaan Hain.
Sequel 3: Anthony Kaun Hain? Mujhe Kya Maloom Hain?

Film: Krrish(This, infact, was itself a sequel)
Sequel 1: Krrrish With 3 R's
Sequel 2: Krrrrish With 4 R's
Sequel 3: (Sequel 3 will be kept as a mystery without releasing it.)

Film: Rang De Basanti
Sequel 1: Dubaara Rang De Basanti - Another minister's assasination? Another radio station taken over by assasins?
Sequel 2: Teesra Rang De Basanti - Radio station renovated
(Fearing that it would be impossible to repeat the success of these 3 films, Mehra decides not to shoot the third sequel, "Kahaani Har Radio Station Ki").

Film: Mangal Pandey - The Rising
Sequel 1: Mangal Pandey - He Has Risen
Sequel 2: Mangal Pandey - The Curtains Come Down
(Sequel 3 would not be shot. Reasons will not be divulged.)

Fim: Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna (KANK)
Amused by the abbrevaition KANK, Karan deicides to makethe following sequels with similar acronyms.
Sequel 1: Tum Alvida Naa Kaho (TANK)
Sequel 2: Hum Alvida Naa Kahenge (HANK)
Sequel 3: Bhai, Alvida Naa Kaho (BANK)
All these 3 films by Karan, will deal with 'complex relationships'. This is very obvious.

Well, that's it for today. Any other ideas for sequels? Do tell me.


Arjun Sharma said...

Heh, channagide! "Maine kisi ko bhi nahin maara" would have been a great sequel, I thought.

'Hum aapke dil mein rehte hain' -- followed by 'Hum aapke ghar mein rehte hain,' 'Hum aapke sadak mein rehte hain' and 'Hum door ke kisi hotel mein rehte hain.'

Girish Kasaravalli will 'helm' the mammoth trilogy:-
'Naayi neralu,' 'Bekkina neralu' and 'Nanna neralu'

He will also complete his other famous trilogy:- 'Dweepa', 'Peninsula' and 'Landlocked country.'

David Dhawan can be expected to release the finale of his "No.1" series:- 'Number no.1'

c'est moi said...

you're a hoot! *laughing after a VERy long time* Thank you so much! Almost fell in love with you!

Arjun Sharma said...


Harish said...

[Arjun] "Naayi Neralu" bagge baribeku anta tumba ishta ittu. But since the majority were hindi films, i didnt do so.
"Dweepa', 'Peninsula' and 'Landlocked country.'" - he he, haasya!

[ms. sexy legs] Thank you.

c'est moi said...

P.S. to all Bangaloreans... Can there be a translation of the Kannada? I am an unfortunate wretch who is uninitiated to the world of the beautiful language called "kannada"...

*feels so small*

Harish said...

[ms. sexy legs]It feels good to know that there are people who want to learn kannada. This is because of the sad state of Kannada in Kannada land.

Arjun Sharma said...

Yes, Mr Harish 'Vaatal' Kumar, please continue.